Ars Moriendi

GTA Test Post

It has recently come to my attention that whoever is in charge of marketing video games, and I assume it’s just one guy, has fallen in with some acid-heads from LA. I write this because instead of the usual cheesy-screen-shot-infested, gruff-voice-over-saturated and big-boobed-huge-sword-weilding rubbish we normally get, appears to be entirely absent…ok, so there still is big-boobed-sword-weilding, I lied about that.

Need proof?, then check out this trailer released today, for the new Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City:

See what I mean? MENTAL!

Oh, but it doesn’t stop there. It would seem that this guy, you know the one that makes all video game trailers, was still wacked out on whatever psychedelic herb he’d embibed for the GTA trailer, and it was still in his blood-stream for our next video:

Scratch that. I think the guy that makes all video-game trailers actually made this game! I need to go and lie down for a while.

Ken Eakins